Well, as time goes by Iris just gets happier and happier to spend time with her daddy.
Daddy caves in, pulls out the wife beater and gives little Iris her bottle. She sure is an eater. We'll have to start her on Jenny Craig soon. She's gained almost 5 pound already!
See, just look at that bloated face. Wearing a Love shirt isn't going to solve the problem Iris. You've got to watch what you eat.
Ahhhh!!! That's what daddy gets for being ridiculous. Iris goes after her favorite treat - Daddy's nose.
Mommy steps in to the rescue, Not. This is later. Iris went to her grunge/hippy outfit. She's got some watery eyes, but mommy knows just what to say to cheer her up.
But Iris revolts. Do not whisper at me earthling. My giant headbrain is coming to destroy the entire human race with rayguns shooting out of my eyeballs.
That's all for now.
